3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
