why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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