Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Never let your siblings swipe right.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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