hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
