i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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