She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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