is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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