He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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