i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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