No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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