around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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