Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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