Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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