How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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