I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She announced her abortion via fbk
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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