if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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