Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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