I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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