I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
