he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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