i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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