Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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