There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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