I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
