YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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