D3 body, D1 cock
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I have fence marks all over my body
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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