People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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