Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I had to cum in my sink.
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