is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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