why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
