i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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