Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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