I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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