didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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