you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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