I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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