dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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