Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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