That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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