when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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