I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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