Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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