Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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