return my video game
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I am available for nakedness
Randomize
