We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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