it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's great music for shaving your balls
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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