somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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