does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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