I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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