i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I wear drunk well.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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