loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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