she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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