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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Of course I have a pirate flag
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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