They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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