is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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