That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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